Behold the power of geologists communicating via the intarwebs …
me: (as regards one of D’s annoying qualities) Oooh, look, I found a fault!
Jules: I believe you have just stumbled upon the hingepin joke of geologist relationship humor.
me: Aaaah, she caught it, but of course she would. All of my faults, however, are normal. Ba dump bump.
Jules: *DING* My faults are *thrust*
me: …
Jules: That makes no sense whatsoever.