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“Liberals Return To Sodomy, Welfare Fraud”

From The Onion, America’s Finest News Source:

BERKELEY, CA”No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. “I’ve been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven’t had a single moment for suckling at the government’s teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming,” said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. “Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay.” Carvelli added that his “number-one priority” is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.

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  • Anonymous November 18, 2004, 2:47 PM

    As far as the Jesus email, I gotta admit I feel really sorry for all of those Democrats that are Christians. Who would have thought that only Republicans could be blessed by the savior and that Jesus favors a conservative, right-wing ideology.

  • Anonymous November 18, 2004, 2:47 PM

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