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Day 1213: This Is How War Is Waged

“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.” — Sun Tzu, 6th Century BC

“I think the purest kind of holiday horror is not something designed to be offensive, but a piece done with all sincerity and good intentions that nevertheless makes you want to strip the skin off someone’s skull with a potato peeler.” — Greg Peters, ca. 2008 AD

Watch and learn, kids.

3 comments… add one
  • Adrastos December 22, 2008, 12:02 PM

    A good one but Peters’ definition is self serving. There are no rules in warfare unless you’re a namby pampy goo-goo or cartoonist. Ya hear me, Peters?

  • liprap December 22, 2008, 12:14 PM

    Give love on Christmas Day…and don’t forget to buy retail while you’re at it…

  • Ray Ward December 22, 2008, 8:33 PM

    Okay, I’m duly nauseated. Not so much from the content of the video, but from the herky-jerky camera movement. Same reaction I had to Blair Witch Project.

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