Dear Diary,
It’s late on Day 1 (for me) of the 2008 Xmas Video Hostilidays. Life is difficult in the trenches – the enemy is a wily one, and a nutria came for my last bite of fruitcake ration but I bravely fought it off with a plastic scabbard saved from Halloween – yet we keep our chins up and soldier on. This eve’s arsenal contains Vern Fonk, who reminds me of a Ferengi or that yellow guy from Sin City.
EDIT: Vern simply primed you for the real firepower. Presenting the live, sad-drunk-drag-queen version of Greg’s penultimate salvo. Victory is within reach. I can smell it.
First of all, that Sin City comparison was exquisite.
Secondly, sweet Prince of Peace, that second video was brutal. BRU-TAL.
You have scattered and dis-emboldened my troops. Not sure how we can counter this one.
It’s gonna be a long and bloody war but you are doing well. If only I had smell-o-vision for the Korean kid. Imagine kimchi breath….