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Day 341: Let’s Put Our Heads Together And Start A New Country Up

Posted on August 4, 2006 - Filed Under We Are Not Ok, city planning, computing & internet, government, new orleans, travel

New Orleans … Unified New Orleans Process … voting … Diebold … Ohio …

What do all of these terms have in common? Me. Over the last week, I’ve

- taken part in the latest Orleans Parish plan for federal recovery funds,

- read about the worst ever security flaw in the Diebold voting machine,

- flown to Ohio (home of Diebold and my parents), and

- voted for my top choices of New Orleans Planning District 2 planner using the puzzling UNOP online voting system.

Becky Houtman explains the meaning of this vote (”just in case it matters”) with a sound grasp of the history of planning in New New Orleans. Think New Orleans rightly questions the validity of a voting tool in which “suffrage is determined by the possession of an email address.” Three points from the latter post garner my elaboration:

1. Thus, my regular readers in Michigan, California, Australia, England, India and Germany now have all they need to vote for neighborhood or district planners in the French Quarter of New Orleans.

On reading this statement, the first thing that came to mind was “As if these people have nothing better to do with their time than vote for New Orleans neighborhood or district planners. Yeah, they care.” Then it hit me - there is nothing to stop anyone with an email address from monkeying with the system for fun OR a colleague, family member or friend of any of these out-of-state planners from stuffing the ballot.

Who knows? Australians and Germans may have a better idea of what’s good for us than our elected government.

2. Obscurity is not a means of preventing fraud. Any reasonably resourceful computer user will discover that they can vote from multiple email accounts. Any reasonably resourceful computer user will discover that they can vote regardless of their residence.

Take the example of me, who just voted for my preferred planners from my mom’s laptop in Ohio. If I were one of the large Katrina diaspora or simply couldn’t be in town to cast a physical vote, this is a great way to take part in the process after watching the presentations online.

Yet, the system has no inherent fraud prevention system. I possess nine active email addresses and, just in case the votes are IP-logged (they’re not), also have access to three computers at home and as many as I want at my workplace and the homes of friends and family. There is no system in place to deter me from voting more than once for my favorite planner.

As for my UNOP-profferred member (2-019) that I was to hang onto in order to vote, it’s useless now. So, what did we stand in that long line for?

You ask, “Who would want to take the trouble to rig this system? And, why don’t we give New Orleanians the benefit of the honor system?” Hahahahaha. You’re so funny.

3. I ask that neighborhoods be allowed to conduct a poll using the decision making processes of the neighborhood groups. Where there is no neighborhood group in place, I ask that an experienced third party conduct the poll.

You may argue that the UNOP eVote is a simple vote collecting system that should not be held up to the scrutiny of a presidential election (as if that is held up to anything resembling accountability in this nation any longer). Why not? Even the employees of UNOP agree that this is a “democratic process” to come up with a plan for “one of the most important rebuilding efforts this nation has witnessed.” [Both verbatim phrases of two different UNOP board members] Why shouldn’t we make it meaningful?

A meaningful voting tool would be one that

Is the object here to vote to meet an arbitrary deadline and thus hapahazardly spew money into New Orleans? Or is it to take the extra time to keep it a “neighborhood-driven process” wherein, given 15 pre-chosen planners, neighborhoods as a self-governing entity truly research, discuss and select the closest approximation of what is right for them? (If the basis of selection is the set of presentations, the whole city wants Goody Clancy or Frederick Schwartz.) Our parish has molded three times over for more than eleven months, what is the rush now?

As a friend constantly reminds his clients, “You guys always want me to do the job fast, cheap and well. Please pick two out of three and call me back.” Something’s got to give and will in this case; it’s a law of sociophysics.

With that I end this transmission from the state that’s almost a palindrome. If anyone wants me to leave a flaming poo at Diebold’s front doorstep, vote early and vote often.

P.S. A red dot to the one who can tell me the origin of this post’s title.

Comments

6 Responses to “Day 341: Let’s Put Our Heads Together And Start A New Country Up”

  1. Renegade Seismology on August 4th, 2006 6:54 pm

    Too easy! Cuyahoga!

  2. Becky on August 4th, 2006 8:34 pm

    Your meaningful voting tool suggestions hit the nail on the head. I think one of the biggest faults of this process has been the abuse of time - the NOCSF/GNOF may want to present the appearance of achieving something meaninful in a timely manner, but every single thing I encounter seems to prove the “haste makes waste” adage.

  3. jeffrey on August 5th, 2006 1:00 pm

    …father’s father’s father tried
    erased the parts he didn’t like

  4. schroeder on August 5th, 2006 1:24 pm

    So far everyone’s missed the money-making possibilities in fradulent voting. A planning firm could hire a bunch of people for a day to do nothing but create email accounts and vote for their firm to do all the plans. Pay people for a day, make millions. Simple.

  5. NorthWest Carrollton » Voting for A Planner on August 6th, 2006 8:24 am

    […] We need to keep on participating in this project but keep our eyes and ears open as to issues of concern regarding the process. Maitri provides insight over at VatulBlog. Becky Houtman reminds us that public participation should be more than a Buzz Word and finally for those of us who think that on-line voting is a sure way to have a valid vote Alan at Think New Orleans explains with limited technical lingo the faulty application of an online Vote. […]

  6. Think New Orleans » For the Record, This Is Not An Election on August 9th, 2006 1:51 pm

    […] To ensure that only those attended would be able to vote once, we were assigned codes. Mine was 1-167, Maitri Venkat-Ramani’s code was 2-019. Those codes were never required, reflecting the fluid nature of the rules that governed this process. […]

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