Assessor Hell by nolareno
No, no, this isn’t a problem. To the contrary, it is a foolproof plan concocted by the architects of our recovery. See, folks in trailers will be safe from any possible hurricanes and flooding because they will still be standing in line at City Hall on November 1st, waiting to prove that their homes are as yet unlivable thanks to the scarcity of reliable contractors and loads of time previously sacrificed to standing in line at City Hall to lower their erroneous home assessments and to get pieces of paper permitting intermittent progress on their respective properties. And they will be right there to get those NOLAReady messages, which will be yelled out over a generator-powered PA system instead of texted to cellphones. All while the mayor is safe in his Dallas home. Mission accomplished!
If you think the above scenario is absurd, how about the City’s decisions and ineptness that brought New Orleanians to this point?