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May 19, 2006 – Last night, I dreamed that Fahy’s was under new “communal” ownership and that even regulars were forced to undergo an application/scrutiny process prior to continued patronage.  One of the new “owners” didn’t like me and, since she possessed a larger share, denied me entry.  *The horror*  Good thing I woke up.

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  • Bugsy May 19, 2006, 11:56 AM

    As King of New Orleans, once I return from exile that’s the plan, sort of. What the hell, if Bush claims he’s our president I can be King. Only KdV members will be allowed in, members in good standing. Members Not in good standing can still come in but they will have to stand the entire time they’re in the bar. And of course, there will be compulsory member tattoos, on everyone’s lips, just like race horses or do you think brands would be better?

    here’s some compelling reasons pro and con:

    http://www.todayshorse.com/Experts/LauraPhelps-Bell/AskLauraPhelps-Bell26.htm

    And for the safety and convenience of all involved, we’ll be usurping the parking lot at Señor Steve’s place. As a tithe to Señor Steve we will offer Patron on tap. Of course with all this going on we’ll most likely need to be open 24hrs a day, so we will fill out the staff with a staff massage therapist and several authentic Slovakian Leprechauns.

  • L May 19, 2006, 11:57 AM

    How did you know the size of my share in Fahy’s?

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