In an effort to snip the burgeoning national deficit in its bud, El Presidente For Life G. W. Bush has decided to blow up his own country rather than have it explode by the doings of those Islamic America-haters. Sabotage America from within … terrorists couldn’t have done it better themselves. Note to all potential Al-Qaeda applicants: This position is now closed.
Here’s to a happy and prosperous new year! It just might be your last.
