Forget Phil the poser, ok? JIMMY of Sun Prairie, WI saw his own shadow today and predicts six more weeks of winter.
So did the cute, little, lost fuzzball of a snow-white ferret* who came into Fahy’s during the Superbowl party last night. Too bad he was taken away by Ferret Rescue NOLA before making more useful predictions. Like the lameness of the half-time commercials, don’t bother putting on your 3D glasses. And that the fourth quarter was going to be amazing with the Cardinals this [ ] close to having it all.
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Yes, I know a ferret is a mammal and not a rodent, but tell me you observe a ferret and don’t think “Squirrel.”
Rodents are mammals too, man!
And ferrets are adorable. A bar ferret would be an awesome thing.
Just the other day, I was trying to think of the stupidest thing I’ve ever said and realized it was me asking you, “Yo, Julie. Are birds animals?”
I’m pretty fond of, “I have a thing for echinoderms” myself, but that wasn’t stupid. Just awesome.