Hold on a consarned minute. Just whoa. I’m the pagan idolator here?
Wonkette via Suspect Device: Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God“s Economy
We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ˜Lion“s Market,“ or God“s control over the economic systems.
Yes, some Judeo-Christian types actually gathered before that 7000-pound, bronze symbol of American capitalism in Lower Manhattan to pray that government socialism takes hold so we can all ignore each other at the mall again. I’m completely for respecting the cattle, which are a sign of prosperity and nourishment in Hinduism. Hope the worshippers didn’t forget the kumkum and garland of chrysanthemums for the, errr, service. But, between the witch-hunting and idol-worshipping on the part of hard-core Christians of late, this American apocalypse is getting too syncretic (and hypocritical) weird for me.
