The Onion killed off Herbert Kornfeld in today’s column.
White-On-White Violence Claims Life Of Accounts Receivable Supervisor
The editorial board will pay for its insolence. Who’s going to wield the Letta Opener O’ Death at Midstate Office Supply now? I pull out a forty and pour some for you, my bro, but don’t think I don’t know you’re in witness protection somewhere.
You know whenever I read about this white on white violence I just don’t understand what is wrong with those people. If they aren’t killing each other with guns or blowing things up (abortion centers, federal buildings, etc) they are just ripping people off for millions and even BILLIONS.
I heard about this gang of white people that stole the life savings of thousands of people. They didn’t just pick their pockets in a mugging, they took their life savings!
The gang “The Crooked E’s”, or The E-Rons as they were called, finally got caught, but only a few of the ringleaders were even sent to jail. Also there are a bunch of their enablers who are still getting away with this robbery.
I do wish these white people would start controlling their own. They need more police to keep an eye on them. I think we need to beef up SEC police patrols.
What I don’t understand is why, after the E-Rons took people’s money, the white people who were robbed still supported the white guy who was a big buddy of the E-Rons. I mean really, you are known by the company you keep. Lie down with dogs get up with fleas (or is it thieves?)
LLAP,
Spocko (Green-blooded Alien)