The System just wants to take the fun out of everything.
GMail’s “helpful” web clip based on incoming emails regarding Halloween: 10 Fun Alternatives To Halloween Candy
These deflaters include “Way cool Halloween stickers,” noisemakers and small bottles of bubbles. How about a boot to the head while they’re at it? Obviously the author of said article does not realize that noisemakers and small bottles of bubbles are everyday and commonplace sights in any respectable child’s home (including my own).
It’s one day out of the year, ya party poopers. Way cool Halloween stickers – a great way to become uncool neighbors and get your kid’s rear kicked.
Off to the gym, a game of bingo at One Eyed Jacks and Frenchmen St. – in that order. Happy Halloween, all!
* Having exceeded my allotment, I made D get me more free banana Laffy Taffy out of a store on Decatur yesterday. Tee hee.
