Another Year, Another Krewe Du Vieux Recovery

After squealing on seeing friends and screaming WhoDat! to onlookers, my voice and I parted ways some time on Sunday morning and it shows no signs of returning home. Add airplane travel back to the North to that mix and you know how I feel today.

King Dr. John did not attend my subkrewe’s, the Krewe de C.R.A.P.S., pre-parade party as is custom, but that’s quite alright considering he’s a superstar and a close friend of his just passed away. I would love to have met Mother Miriam, though, and it appears she had a great time all dressed up and throwing cups and nickels during the parade! Was it just me or did the parade this year move by very quickly?  Working within the Always Stay In Front Of Your Band rule I helped instate, I’d stop to talk to friends and find our security escorts tugging on my sleeve telling me it was time to go.  Also, I had to push two folks out of the parade before security and the next subkrewe mowed them over.   Anyway, of all the people I expected to see, I missed only five (including Yellow Pants and his lovely bride) and still have their throws for them. D and I wish we could have seen Krewe Delusion, the new walking parade that followed us this year. Gotta love Harry Shearer with the Noisicians!

The Krewe du Vieux 2010 photo gallery is up.  Here are pictures of our costumes this year and links to parade coverage and more photos.  Also, when the ol’ pre-frontal cortex fires up again, I will write something up for Humid City as promised.  If you’re craving some humidity right now, read their latest on Charity Hospital.  And, as things go in the tiny-assed, two-degrees town that is New Orleans, author Monkey Boy is a C.R.A.P.S. float puller.

Krewe De C.R.A.P.S. Pre-Party Ready To Roll

* NOLA.com coverage
* Krewe du Vieux Kicks Off Carnival In New Orleans | WWLTV.com – Krewe de C.R.A.P.S. is featured quite a bit in the video
* M. Styborski’s gallery
* Derek B’s gallery
* The Adrastos gallery
* Lippy’s gallery
* boxchain’s gallery
* Michael Homan’s gallery
* Two Gs & A D’s gallery – great pictures from the den and pre-parade festivities
* MardiGrasParadeSchedule.com gallery

“If You Get Up At Noon, You Missed The Party”

In my new-found role as New Orleanian Emissary To America, I find myself having to explain this quite a bit to the folks n00bs up here:  Mardi Gras in New Orleans is not at all about boobies and meter-long what-passes-for-cocktails.  So, get off those four foul blocks of Bourbon Street.  And, for the record, you and your tourist frat kids made it that way.

The above is an example of a good Chicago Tribune article on Carnival celebrations down south.  This, however, is not.  Mardi Gras in Baton Rouge?  I think not.  And don’t even think about dressing like that in New Orleans.

I will say one thing about northern Ohio: The fabric and craft stores up here are extremely well-stocked and customer service very curious and helpful when it comes to our Krewe du Vieux and Fat Tuesday costume planning.  “Mardi Gras?  In New Orleans?  How cool!”  They really look at it as being a part of something bigger and brighter.

It’s Carnival Time!

I made peace with her mortality, so the only regret I have about my grandma no longer being here is not being able to make a Carnival mask with her.  I’ve mentioned that she was an artist in found objects.  Hindu- and Indian-themed dioramas, wall hangings and decorative room partitions with strips of shiny and colorful cloth, cardboard and glitter, they all came from that head and tiny body.  What I didn’t tell you is that my grandma loved sequins. I mean, LOVED them!  So much so that my otherwise proper mother and her siblings sprinkled sequins on Patti’s sari during her wake.  And laughed when they showed up in her ashes and again in the water collected from the Mohican River where those ashes were dissolved and dispersed.  You know how happy and carefree you feel when you see a sequin?  Maybe that was Patti telling us to chill, take a load off.

When I moved to Ohio in March, Patti and I decided to make a carnival mask together that I would wear in New Orleans on Mardi Gras Day 2010.  Now, I am going to have to make it myself and hope it comes a country mile within the pattern, colors and charms she would have picked for it.  This one’s for you, Patti, wish me luck.

Folks, this year, do everything you’ve wanted to do with someone before it’s too late and they’re gone.  This Mardi Gras, go all out, make the coolest and loudest costume your creativity can muster and wear it proud, before it’s too late and you’re gone.  Eat every piece of king cake, catch every bead, glue every bead, sew every sequin and live and love every minute of it all.  Just roll in the glitter of life. And why not?  It’s Carnival Time, y’all!

Krewe du Vieux Update

Still missing New Orleans a lot, especially all of my friends and the whole Krewe du Vieux gang.  Since we had the fire at the den this summer (and with a new mayor coming up AND the possibility of a great Saints season AND a theme unrelated to Katrina & The Flood), the KduV 2010 theme is All Fired Up with Dr. John as King and Mother Miriam Chamani of the Voodoo Spiritual Temple as Queen.

Krewe de C.R.A.P.S. has picked an appropriately dorsal and fiery theme honoring Dr. John.  It’s going to be awesome and I can’t wait to walk down the streets of NOLA in costume once again.

Rockstars

I love it when good pictures of us turn up. This is what D and I looked like at the tail end of Carnival 2009. For the first time in years, it was late and I didn’t want to go home.

The floral headpiece, which I cobbled together from many found objects, wire and glue, that stayed put all day. D’s fantastic MacGyvering of his sunglasses and mask that kept him comfortable and masked all day. The smiles we wore all day. We owned the streets all day. That’s the stuff of legend, fairytales and memories which make you smile. Only in New Orleans …

One day, I will show this picture to our kids and say, “Your parents. Aren’t you proud?”

Day 1283: Oshun

A nice picture of HL, KR and me from the Oshun parade.  Items of note: I’m wasted from sinus infection and earache fatigue.  That is indeed a Winnie The Pooh BandAid on my hand, thanks to a Krewe du Vieux float spotlight that went from freezing to hellishly hot in three seconds. Finally, Oshun threw really cool stuff compared to some of the other bigger parades.

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Image Copyright Bob Plankers

Day 1283: Those Uppity …

BlacksWhites.  People.

First, give me a moment to grill The Lone Sysadmin on the disposition of the picture he took of The Amazing 100th Anniversary Zulu Coconut and my grinning mug.  Ahem, how do you expect this legend to prosper, especially on the internet, without proper photographic evidence?

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Friends R and S flew down from Wisconsin to spend Lundi Gras, Mardi Gras and Ash Wednesday with us.  R is an informed, opinionated and extremely vocal radio DJ who also happens to be about 6.5 feet tall and a former football player, so doesn’t get much nonsense from most anyone.  On Mardi Gras Day, we woke up early, dressed in our costumes and walked down to our gigantic oak on St. Charles, from the large, gnarly roots of which we watch the parades each year.   While enjoying  Zulu and trying as much as possible to be out of the way of the avid, jam-packed crowd, R was wedged into a spot off which he would’ve fallen had he moved.  So, when a young black woman kept asking him to step aside every few minutes, he quickly tired of it.   Repeated attempts at asking her to take another route (there was a small, more stable opening about five people down) were met with laughter or derision.  “This is public property, not yours.”  Eventually, she moved on. 

Once R’s “parade nemesis” (and we all have one … or three) took off, an older white woman who stood behind us for most of the parades quickly hobbled up to R and said, “You know, ever since one of them got in the White House, they think they run the place.  They have no respect.  They’re like animals.”

The bitter hag had already discovered R is loud and not afraid to tell people off, but what she didn’t expect was that the man is the liberal to end all liberals.  “Maaaaa’am,” he yelled at her.  ”I voted for him.  I resent your attitude and want you to get away from me!”  With that, he turned away from her in disgust and took a long swig from his can.  Eyewitness reports indicate that the woman subsequently looked like she’d been hit between the eyes with a large bag of beads.

Not surprisingly, D and I were infuriated on hearing the whole story.  D wanted to know why black-hating assholes come to the Zulu parade in the first place.  I immediately applied it to one of the main problems with New Orleans which hinders its recovery.  Abject distrust of a group of people based on their race.  It’s a self-fulfilling thing – thinking the other party has it in for you eventually leads to the other party having it in for you.  Look at what happens at City Hall almost everyday and ask yourself why this even has to be.  And, beyond this city, everywhere across the globe, the wholesale write-off of people based on religion, socio-economic status, sect and, again, race:  ”Oh, those Muslims, they are all evil and you can’t even trust the ones with advanced degrees and nice houses.  They’re sleeper cells waiting for the right moment.”   ”Oh, those Hindus with their idols and backwards, pagan ways.  Never move into a Hindu house because it reeks of their spice and you won’t get that smell off you.”  “Oh, that caste cannot be trusted.  We are superior in all respects.”  “Oh, those people live in a condo, can’t afford a whole house, and drive a second-hand car.”  “Oh, we saw a beater in our neighborhood and thought the owner was black.  We have to protect our area, you know.”  “Oh, Whitey can only do harm and there is no way we will vote for this person because she is white and how could she know and care about our community?”  I’ve heard it all.  How people believe the unrealistic and pass the garbage on.  It’s disgusting and smacks of ignorance and insecurity. 

A friend asked if it’s human nature, part of our innate is-ness, rooted in our very being.  In that case, so is not rape, murder, theft and all that we deem immoral and illegal as whole societies?  Our biological tendency for certain actions is a cop-out.  How we rise above that inclination and consciously make decisions to consider our actions and thoughts before enacting them is the hallmark of human progress.  We can be better humans and not retreat to our mental caves.  Once I found out later that that old witch was the one who had said something so horrendous, I was livid at having helped her down from the tree and onto the street after the parade passed.  Yet, I calmed myself down with the thought that no matter how bigoted a person is, you don’t show your contempt by letting an elderly person trip and fall.  Yes, we all want to call out or avenge in a stupid way for a perceived wrong.  Perhaps that is the primitive aspect of our collective DNA sounding the alarm.  But, being a modern human is the ability to keep that knee-jerk, fight-or-flight reaction in check. 

Like D who, when once purchasing a bottle of Thunderbird, was whispered at by the store clerk, “You know, this is that black people’s wine.”  What came to D’s mind was, “Why yes, ma’am, I know because I’m black.”  But, he didn’t because the point would not have been well-taken.  You simply have to will yourself to break free from the Utter Crap level of discourse.  Or the cycle of idiocy will never end, important things will not be done and human progress will not be made.