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Foregone Candidates

This morning I opined that all US states should hold their primaries simultaneously to avoid the ouster of certain candidates from poll rosters before the rest of the country has had a say. Not doing this is disenfranchisement of sorts, as each political party endorses a candidate early on and that person turns into the party representative, never mind those of us who turn out to vote after, say, February 15th.

This remark brought on objections on the order of touting American electoral law, fairness to large vs. small states, historical traditional blah blah blah …

Coincidence struck again, although with a different twist on the matter, in the form of Primary Colors by Steve Cobble of Alternet.

Democrats cannot continue to have two almost-all-white states Iowa and New Hampshire determine their presidential nominees. The next nominee must be able to activate and inspire a multi-racial, multi-cultural base.

I hadn’t thought about it that way, but it seems to make sense. Then again, if America is becoming more diverse, does this say that the melting pot hasn’t reached a high enough temperature in states such as Iowa and New Hampshire? I’m not aware of the racial demographics of these particular states, but can safely say that I haven’t run across many black, Hispanic or Asian folks in the hearts of Americana and New England.

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Quote

Today, and everyday after, let us remember Martin Luther King, Jr. who told us back in 1963, in a letter from Birmingham Jail, never to forget “that everything Adolf Hitler did in Germany was ‘legal.'”

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Long Pig

Knowing how much I loathe proselytism (with every inch of my being, just in case you didn’t know), Wallis sent me this nonpareil of a poem written in 1888 about “Christianity, and the proper way to cook a corpse.”

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Rathergate vs. The WMD Lie

Rathergate vs. Saddam’s WMD – A Quantitative Comparison

El Dictator went before Baba Wawa to pledge his allegiance to the fraud, and I am sure many shed an assenting tear with him. His supporters and he reason that the lack of WMD should not have stopped us from sending our men and women in to protect the American way. So, why the pretense? If empire-building is the goal, American and Iraqi lives and a valid reason be damned, why bother lying that we were going to war to get rid of Saddam’s WMD? Do the supporters of this war care that they were lied to?

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This year’s Mardi Gras parade schedule

Below are the Celebrity Riders for Mardi Gras 2005. We get Al “Mr. Carnival Time Himself” Johnson for our parade and ball.

My apologies; Marisa Tomei is grand marshal of Endymion, not Orpheus, as previously stated. Orpheus instead gets Toby Keith – ICK!!!

Note that Frodo (that’s Elijah Wood to you non-LoTRers) is back in town for the celebration as a Returning King of Bacchus – just can’t give up the limelight, can he (or is it the hooch and hoochies)? Return of the king, get it, get it? We don’t, however, see a reappearance of his buddy, Dominic Monaghan, D’s new best bathroom hobbit (yes, there is a Lucy’s Retired Surfers Bar story that goes with that), who got pelted by cold rain the previous year, poor dude.

Next, the ladies of Muses get the Go-Gos. Last and least, Endymion will feature Hootie and the Blowjobs.

Where’s Aragorn? Would it hurt this city to attract, say, Viggo Mortensen or even Ian McKellen to its Mardi Gras celebration? Come on, throw me a frickin’ bone bead here, I’ll even take Andy Serkis sans Gollum getup. Sir Ian wouldn’t have to wear a raincoat on the corner of Bourbon and St. Ann – WWNN!

A certain cousin of mine who lives in the D.C. area should plan on being here on Sunday, February 6 by 5PM if she wants to see Frodo and Sam throw beads to the awestruck throngs.

Celebrity Riders in order of appearance:

Krewe du Vieux – Al “Carnival Time” Johnson. For over 40 years, Al’s famous song “Carnival Time” has been a staple of the Mardi Gras season.

Muses – The Go-Gos. The popular all-female Krewe of Muses has announced its celebrity riders for Mardi Gras 2005 will be the popular girl band.

Endymion – Marisa Tomei. The Oscar winning actress will lead the 2005 Endymion parade as grand marshal with musical acts Hootie & the Blowfish and the Pointer Sisters. I may not make it past the corner of Toulouse and Burgundy.

Bacchus – Sean Astin. The Hobbit Samwise will lead the parade as Bacchus XXXVII on Superbowl Sunday. He will be joined by Bacchus XXXVI Elijah Wood on the Returning King’s Float.

Orpheus – Toby Keith. The country music star will also be performing at the post-parade Orpheuscapade.

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