But his camp admits it. So, there’s the pass to heaven.

Jindal had described being in the office of Sheriff Harry Lee “during Katrina,” and hearing him yelling into the phone at a government bureaucrat who was refusing to let him send volunteer boats out to rescue stranded storm victims, because they didn’t have the necessary permits. Jindal said he told Lee, “that’s ridiculous,” prompting Lee to tell the bureaucrat that the rescue effort would go ahead and he or she could arrest both Lee and Jindal.

But now, a Jindal spokeswoman has admitted to Politico that in reality, Jindal overheard Lee talking about the episode to someone else by phone “days later.” The spokeswoman said she thought Lee, who died in 2007, was being interviewed about the incident at the time.

Jindal could have talked about his impressive (at least to me) response during and after 2008′s Hurricane Gustav, which shows that government may be able to learn and get better through experience.  But, no. Oooh, let’s play fast and loose with Katrina facts, pick on the chump change that’s going to volcano monitoring and make up a monorail, and the non-critical thinkers out there will lap this soup up!  The sad thing is what he said is out there in the news and no manner of “but, look, he lied” can overturn a mind already swayed by unfounded and unchecked allegations.  The damage has been done.

Between the lies and the fact that conservatives are not the libertarians they purport to be, the Republicans lose me a little more each day.

Mardi Gras Day 2009

Thanks to joejoejoe, who reminded me of this from last night’s Republican response to the SOTU address.  Read a geologist’s rebuttal to Governor Bobby Jindal’s picking on a percentage of $140 million, a drop in the bucket of the stimulus package. 

The $140 million to which Jindal referred is actually for a number of projects conducted by the United States Geological Survey, including volcano monitoring.

… Most of the money from the stimulus bill earmarked for monitoring (only about a tenth of the total going to the USGS) will go to modernizing existing monitoring equipment, including switching from analog to digital and installing GPS networks that can measure ground movements.

…Volcanoes, of course, aren’t the only potential natural disaster that scientists monitor to give people warnings of imminent danger. Hurricanes, tornado-producing storms, earthquakes, tsunamis and flooding events are also watched and forecast.

… For instance, in the case of Hurricane Katrina, the Natural Hurricane Center was watching the situation like a hawk, but the subsequent preparations and responses by authorities was insufficient to prevent wholesale destruction of large parts of New Orleans and the loss of more than 1,800 lives.

As a (private-sector) geoscientist myself, I can tell you very little the USGS does is frivolous because, regardless of administration, they have never enjoyed a generous budget. Seattle-Tacoma lives in the debris flow path of Mount Rainier, Alaska’s coastline is riddled with active volcanoes (scientific research isn’t conducted only on fruit flies, Ms. Palin), San Francisco and Los Angeles live on active fault zones and much of the country lives in coastal or fluvial regions vulnerable to hurricanes and/or flooding. One can flee a hurricane days in advance (with sufficient funds and transport), but there’s not much time to spare in the case of volcanic or earthquake activity. This is why rigorous, well-funded monitoring of natural disasters is key to metropolitan survival and disaster prevention, i.e. NOT HAVING TO SPEND MORE MONEY PICKING UP DEAD AMERICAN BODIES AND CLEANING UP LATER ON. It’s not a joke and needs a lot more funding than a portion of a paltry $140 million, but apparently it’s on par with a monorail from Caesar’s Palace to Mickey Mouse that isn’t even in the stimulus package.

Considering that Louisiana (even parishes affected by the hurricane and flood, except for Orleans) voted in a whole lot of conservative Republicans in this past election, the forgetfulness and near-sightedness of this statement is not surprising. That Jindal would scoff at disaster-preparedness science and funding shows utter disregard for the safety of his own state, but it’s something we’ve come to expect. Of course, all this comes down to promoting the ideology of Republican Central, not being good public servants and serving the independent interests of a given state.

There are other things about the stimulus bill that true, America-loving patriots can destroy (see previous post) but all of the opposition’s criticism I’ve heard so far is nonsense.  It’s spite for the new president, spite for the Democrats and pure spite for forethought and intellect, much required especially in these economic times, that is at play here. Nothing more, nothing less.

  • Parades = WIN, with the exception of Druids, who should just stay home, and whatever other parade was themed ”Hows and Whys.” Good grief.  Muses shoe.  Mine!
  • Mardi Gras Day = WIN, with awesomely fabu and popular butterfly costume, dance-off at Fahy’s, walk to the Marigny and more dancing on Frenchmen St. Let the world know that I was handed a 100th-anniversary Zulu coconut by a duke. Pictures coming. I rule! 
  • Hope you enjoyed Fat Tuesday in the sky with your K-Doe, Miss Antoinette!
  • Oscars = Didn’t watch.  You think I’m going to miss a superkrewe parade for the Oscars?  Extremely proud of A. R. Rahman for winning twins and speaking some Tamil in his acceptance speech!  In my opinion, Slumdog Millionaire’s score isn’t Rahman’s best work (that’s Bombay, for which director Mani Ratnam deserves a few Oscars, and then ten more for Nayakan), but what he was recognized for because the film’s dialogue is in English.   Which brings us to what I don’t like about the Oscars – why a Foreign Film category?  Why not just Best Film and put them all in the running?  It’s like the winners of American basketball calling themselves World Champions.
  • Obama’s SOTU speech = Meh. Stop being distracted by the self-serving motivations of and placating your opposition, Geithner and the DINOs, and enact a plan which educates our kids and helps Americans get back in the business of generating equivalent value for money earned. We’re in debt thanks to basing our entire economy on a stock market which attaches value to magical purple unicorns, consumer greed married to credit card companies and a wholly unnecessary war.  On a related note, whom are we going to borrow from if not China?  Such is our fate.
  • Jindal’s response = *blink*  What a wreck.  Louisiana as model for running the countryReally.  In that case, pull this car over.  I want off.
  • Stop it.  I know.  Who watches the SOTU address and responses at the end of a long Mardi Gras Day?  Me.
  • WDSU.com | Bourbon St. Shooting Marks 12th In 24 Hours
  • Nap.  Now.  Must.  Alas.  Work beckons.

Best Group Of Parade-Watching Peeps Ever!
LGD represent!

VatulBlog has been quiet for a week.  Mardi Gras and being sick during Mardi Gras can do that to a blog.  The inflammation under my ear is still around, so I bought it furniture and gave it a name.  D refers to it as my second head, so Zaphod was a possibility, but we’re going with Pancho for now.  If nothing else, Erik Estrada has been contacted in case Maitri’s Earache: The Movie goes into production.

The doctor told me to suck on lemon drops, massage the area and drink a lot of water if I want Pancho to move out.  This is essentially everything I’ve been avoiding over the last week to ease the pain.  FAIL.

On top of that, I have a sinus infection which is just now starting to respond to the anitbiotic-Mucinex combo.  And I have to take the antibiotic all the way through Monday (Lundi Gras) night in order for the stronger bugs not to develop a resistance to the antibiotic and take up residence where Pancho has not.  I’ve quit taking antibiotics mid-course in the past, which may explain a few things.  Bob, who rode in the King Arthur parade with D and is here until Ash Wednesday, and I talked about how I had effectively helped bacterial evolution along, while rendering myself the weaker species.  As a scientist, that is EPIC SCIENCE FAIL.  To which, Bob deadpans, “LOL.”

The point of this whole post about my illness: Take your antibiotic to the very last pill, drink a lot of water, bundle up and enjoy Mardi Gras.  It can be done.  May the Pancho be with you.

Also, I caught every possible Muses throw.  Every last one.  Muses rocked!