Day 1161: Happy Halloween!

Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year and there is no better place to celebrate it than New Orleans.  Working in costume, followed by an industry-sponsored costume party, Mom’s Halloween Ball and hitting the French Quarter.  It’s a Dead Man’s Party, who could ask for more?

Another more-elaborate variation on the Sarah Palin theme is planned for tonight, but this morning the Daughter of Palin-Jindal, the Ultimate Republican Winning Machine of 2044, hopes you have a boo-tiful day!  (The crappy cellphone picture does my great Sarah poof no justice whatsoever.  Better photos later.)

Happy Halloween From Daughter Of Palin-Jindal

Day 1160: Sacre Moo!

Hold on a consarned minute.  Just whoa.  I’m the pagan idolator here?

Wonkette via Suspect Device: Jesus People Pray That False Idol Will Save God’s Economy

“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ‘Lion’s Market,’ or God’s control over the economic systems.”

Yes, some Judeo-Christian types actually gathered before that 7000-pound, bronze symbol of American capitalism in Lower Manhattan to pray that government socialism takes hold so we can all ignore each other at the mall again.  I’m completely for respecting the cattle, which are a sign of prosperity and nourishment in Hinduism.  Hope the worshippers didn’t forget the kumkum and garland of chrysanthemums for the, errr, service.  But, between the witch-hunting and idol-worshipping on the part of hard-core Christians of late, this American apocalypse is getting too syncretic (and hypocritical) weird for me.

Day 1160: Pattern Recognition

The flood line is emblazoned onto every New Orleanian’s retinae.  It doesn’t wash off easily, no matter how many blinks.  Even today, more than three years after The Flood, I will catch sight of one on an unclaimed or even an inhabited property.  My breath will unwittingly catch itself.  It doesn’t cover easily, even under coats and coats of paint and time.  Imagine my surprise when I caught these yet remaining lines from the June 2008 flood while traveling through Rock Springs, Wisconsin this September.  The familiarity was stunning.

Flood Lines Remain On Buildings In Rock Springs, WI

Day 1159: A Pilgrimage To Toys ‘R’ Us

It appears that some parents in the US and the UK have been huffing too much Glade Pumpkin Pie scented oil candles this pre-Christmas season because they “are reporting a Fisher Price ‘Little Mommy Cuddle ‘n Coo’ doll repeats the phrase: ‘Islam is the light.’”  Mattel denies any attempts at Islamic world domination and “insisted that the doll was not pushing pro-Islamic messages, adding that the sound some parents were hearing was caused by an accidental distortion of the doll’s soundtrack.”

One mother on the Daily Kenoshan online forum swears that “the first two rounds the doll just coos and makes sounds like it’s trying to say something – but just isn’t quite getting it out – on the third round it goes through the same babble and then clear as a bell says ‘Islam is the Light.’ Then if you leave the doll on and let it play – it seems to say it clearly more frequently.”

You know what this means, right?  I’m going to have to buy this toy and start testing the aforementioned claims.  Why, in the name of humankind, goodwill and retail, of course.  Come on, think of the children … and the economy’s children!  This also implies that, if I don’t hear this “clear as a bell,” all of these parents are hereby ordered to attend Athenae‘s “Stop Being Such A Goddamn Crazy Narcissist Because Most Muslims Don’t Know You Exist You Doofus mini-course for people who would otherwise be monitoring the white noise from the washing machine for subliminal Islamofascist propaganda.”

Day 1159: Moving On Up

Last night, my desi-Yankee parents and I discussed our upcoming vote.  When Louisiana came up, there was talk of Mary Landrieu and, no, John Neely Kennedy is not related to the Chappaquiddick Kennedys (Oxford, Mississippi Oxford, Massachusetts and all that).  Then arrived the topic of dread and despair, Representative William Jefferson.  With a huge sigh, I said, “D finally convinced me that abstaining from voting for congressional representative is not the responsible thing to do, while registering our dissatisfaction with Jefferson is, even if the contender is Metairie Barbie.”

“How could your district put people that useless up for election?”  (Uh, Liddy Dole, anyone?)  So, I gave the folks a long-winded explanation of why Jefferson can run until he’s proven guilty, how our non-Jefferson and non-Moreno votes were diluted among three decent candidates, for which we should have arranged some sort of informal pre-primary to pick one who would have flushed the two current picks out of the pool, and how Moreno has done nothing to reach out to the majority of her Orleans Parish constituents, which is why Jefferson will end up winning.  Plus, he has the support of God.

My dad said, “You should turn your explanation into a post,” but Schroeder beat me to it, along with those ever-important things called numbers, maps and graphs:

… The answer we need to give people is that we didn’t, in fact, demonstrate a desire to re-elect Jefferson. In fact, 51,701 of us voted for someone else in the Democratic primary. Three out of every four voters in the primary voted for someone besides Jefferson. Unfortunately, there were so many other African-American candidates in the primary who split the vote, that Jefferson made the run-off against Helena Moreno with a slim plurality of the vote.

Second of all, one always feels obliged to mention that an analysis of the 2nd Congressional District based upon race dynamics is an unfortunate reality of the way the district operates historically. That reality will play out again this season since Helena Moreno doesn’t appear to have made much effort to make inroads and build trust in the African-American community. She talks the talk like a television reporter, but that doesn’t necessarily mean she’s done her homework.

Like I said, Schroeder’s got spreadsheets and maps, so go read his post in full.  My mother, who never misses an opportunity to conflate South Indian (specifically, those of the state of Tamil Nadu) and Louisiana politics, foresees that, once he is re-elected, William Jefferson will not be convicted.  Either way, the federal pen is not enough for the likes of Jefferson and Stevens.

“Look at the tyranny of party — at what is called party allegiance, party loyalty — a snare invented by designing men for selfish purposes — and which turns voters into chattles, slaves, rabbits, and all the while their masters, and they themselves are shouting rubbish about liberty, independence, freedom of opinion, freedom of speech, honestly unconscious of the fantastic contradiction; and forgetting or ignoring that their fathers and the churches shouted the same blasphemies a generation earlier when they were closing their doors against the hunted slave, beating his handful of humane defenders with Bible texts and billies, and pocketing the insults and licking the shoes of his Southern master.”  – “The Character of Man,” Mark Twain’s Autobiography

Day 1157: Disturbing Reports Of Early Vote Flipping & Suppression [Updated]

Our CHADs still appear to be hung, people. It started with Diebold and now carries on with voting machines made by other companies. The following are instances of vote-flipping from Democrat to Republican or other that I’ve come across in just the last hour. An ACORN worker may have registered Mickey Mouse, but across the nation, a properly-registered Democrat’s vote actually flips to McCain or someone else. Have CNN and the “liberal media” turn this into a heavily-rotated flap.  Also mentioned are incidents of voter suppression with instructions on how to report them.

* Via D – The Charleston Gazette reports that “more W.Va. voters say machines are switching votes. In six cases, Democratic votes flipped to GOP.” Local Republicans, the only overseers of the election in these cases, “blamed voters for not being more careful.”  This is precisely why we ought to demand voting receipts:

“I asked them for a printout of my votes,” [Shelba] Ketchum said. “But they said it was in the machine and I could not get it.”

* Via BlagueurThe Brad Blog reports that, in Texas, ES&S iVotronic touch-screen machine votes are “flipping votes from one candidate to another not chosen by the voter. In every instance, it’s been an attempted Democratic vote, flipped to a Republican, or another party.”

* This Salon article details vote flipping by machines in Nashville, TN and Texas.

* Again, via Blagueur, the results of a Princeton University Center for Information Technology Policy study which shows that “Sequoia e-voting machines [are] disturbingly easy to hack.” Important to Louisiana: Can someone please confirm that “Louisiana uses Sequoia voting machines exclusively?” Ars Technica has published another article stating that “superior court judge Linda R. Feinberg ruled that a technical review of voting machines used in New Jersey may proceed despite the objections of the manufacturer, Sequoia Voting Systems,” but not in time for this election.

* The Center for Media and Democracy’s SourceWatch has put together an Election Protection wiki.  If you come across instances of voter suppression (including instances of voters being turned away from their polling places) or voting machine boondoggles in your area, please take the time to login and report your story as specifically as possible.  If you’re not wiki-driven, please call 866-OUR-VOTE or follow the instructions at this link on how to use Twitter to tweet election-related problems.  This is protecting (our only major contribution to American) democracy at all costs.

Update: CNN.com is on a part of the story.  Long lines nationwide and glitches lead voters to wonder about how accurately their vote is recorded.  “Forty-two percent of those surveyed in a recent CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll said they were not confident that their votes could be ‘accurately cast and counted.’ That number is up 15 percentage points from a similar poll conducted four years ago.”

Update 2: Wired reports that the state of West Virginia just “presented an award of merit to an [Election Systems & Software] vice president, who had abruptly and mysteriously left the company in May after 11 years of service,” while their machines are currently on the fritz.

Update 3: Oxdown Gazette writes that “Republican Party efforts to stop thousands of voters from casting meaningful ballots in 2008 because their registration information does not match government databases with high error rates was set back by legal rulings in Wisconsin, Ohio and Nevada on Thursday.” (HT, maisnon.)