MAJOR HARRY POTTER 7 SPOILERS AHEAD. READ AHEAD AT YOUR OWN PERIL.
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As I was saying, I waited nine years and stayed up until 1:30AM today for Potter to live … and marry Ginny? *sigh*
Did Scholastic threaten to withhold profits if Rowling wrote a sad, yet more reasonable, ending to the Harry Potter series? Granted, the last 100 pages of each of her books thus far have required a deep suspension of even magical logic, but if the resurrection of Harry Potter after the removal of the Voldemort-ridden portion of his soul is not a Deus ex machina, I don’t know what is. And, wasn’t it convenient that the Potter-defeated Draco was the previous master of the Elder Wand, so suck it, Voldemort? Too bad there won’t be a Book 8 which spends the first half explaining the end of its precursor. While we’re at it, can I also get a WTF to the epilogue?
On the bright side, the book confirmed three of my suspicions:
- Harry was the seventh horcrux (duh!)
- Snape was a good guy all along
- Ron and Hermione live
I admit to having suffered great grief at Dobby’s and Snape’s deaths. Dobby was simply the cleanest soul in Potter-world. Being prepared for the half-blooded prince’s eventual passing did not prepare me for the circumstances, and that his Patronus was a doe about sent me over the edge into two-kleenex territory. Makes me teary-eyed just thinking about his soft side, something kept alive by love and loyalty, however unrequited. I’ve always harbored empathy and understanding for the non-chirpy, iconoclastic and thus misunderstood soul (and Alan Rickman).
Let me reiterate my disappointment in the epilogue, written to placate six-year-olds who can’t bear to watch their favorite fictional friends die. Beyond that, it makes the heroes sound like they turned into boring adults, with traditional husband and wife roles. Just like Bill The Cat, they should have simply ridden off into the sunset.
More after discussions with Mrs. Humid City this evening.