Day 701: RIP, Ingmar Bergman

Ingmar Bergman 1918-2007

Did your mother make you watch The Seventh Seal at the age of 3?  I didn’t think so.  The slow dialogue, barren landscapes and Max von Sydow challenging Death to a game of chess were forever seared into my mind’s retinae. 

Then again, I was probably the only child who consequently understood and laughed at the Muppet paean to Bergman known as Silent Strawberries.  (A sketch in The Muppets Go To The Movies, Strawberries was directed by lesser-known brother, Gummo Bergman, in in which the Swedish Chef plays the Squire and Death is portrayed by none other than Beaker.)

Sam the Eagle: [translating from Muppet Swedish] Ah, well, since you do not wish death, then how about a rubber chicken?

Thanks, Ingmar, for the pre-adolescent memories. 

Day 700: Things Are Gonna Change

Things are gonna change / This is the morning after
When reality bites / The morality kicks in
To those damaged limitations

This is the morning after
All that went before / All of the song and laughter
The morning after, gets up from the floor / To do it all again

… This is the morning after
You will learn / The barrier we cross
Is somewhere between Heaven and Hell
Ah, but the world will never change
So we must dig inside, and crawl outside ourselves
I will, I bloody well will / Things are gonna change

Things Are Gonna Change by Ray Davies in Other People’s Lives (2006)

Things are gonna change. It’s been seven hundred days since August 29, 2005. This is the morning after. Ray Davies Shooting Case Dropped and “Random Acts” Of Violence Around New Orleans This Weekend. To do it all again. Isn’t it ironic, Ray, that you wrote the soundtrack for all of us who live in New Orleans today, and that you are a small part of this story?

But for my friends here, Carnival glorious Carnival, the weather that my body is perfectly suited for, my really cool job and the smell of magnolias and jasmine that bloom in the night, I’d be on that plane back to Wisconsin. Chasing down runaway cattle is a lot more titillating than calling the police to report drug deals in front of your house, hearing gunshots in the night and wanting to throttle every member of your criminal justice system.

Day 696: That’s It, The Bushites Can Go Now

Through the cries for the impeachment of Bush on the entire Iraq war, I’ve remained quiet as the Douchey Dems, in my opinion, are equally culpable in letting this travesty of diplomacy go forward.  Only one man has had the gumption and perseverance to call the Bush administration on each one of its ultimately anti-American moves and that is Russ Feingold.  He has consistenly been the sole member of Congress with the right to call foul, while everyone else can resign and a nationwide re-election is held for all I care.

But, meddling with science-based policy and the infiltration of all levels of government by the executive branch cannot stand. 

Executive Order 13422 – Union of Concerned Scientists response: “This executive order greatly expands the power of the White House to weaken the ability of federal agencies to protect public health and safety.”

Former Surgeon Generals Have All Felt Political Pressure

The administration, Dr. Carmona said, would not allow him to speak or issue reports about stem cells, emergency contraception, sex education, or prison, mental and global health issues. Top officials delayed for years and tried to “water down” a landmark report on secondhand smoke, he said. Released last year, the report concluded that even brief exposure to cigarette smoke could cause immediate harm … Dr. Carmona said he was ordered to mention President Bush three times on every page of his speeches. He also said he was asked to make speeches to support Republican political candidates and to attend political briefings.

That’s enough of Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, Rice, Rove and all of their control plays.  America is losing left and right, far away and at home.  Policy has always been at odds with science and the truth, regardless of administration, Yet, compounded with the disaster abroad, this level of domestic incompetence is unbearable, especially at the expense of American survival, health and progress.  In the name of democracy abroad and morality at home, we’ve grown an egomaniacal administration, and given up more rights and rationality in the last seven years that even the next seven years will not fix. 

May the God that Bush talks with every night help us.

Day 696: US Losing Its Science Edge?

A study released by the National Science Foundation (NSF) shows that, in the last twenty years, the American contribution to global science publications has plateaued, while articles from Asian and European nations have increased.

The report, Changing U.S. Output of Scientific Articles: 1988 – 2003, finds changes occurred despite continued increases in funding and personnel for research and development. Flattening occurred in nearly all U.S. research disciplines and types of institutions … Numbers of articles published and their citation in S&E journals is a widely accepted indicator of research capability. When paired with trends in patenting, licensing, research and development expenditures and advanced training of personnel, publication trends may be viewed as a factor affecting a nation’s ability to spur technological innovation.

Is the NSF certain about the increases in funding and personnel, when contradicting news stories suggest a decrease in science spending and fewer people attracted to academic research positions here, not to mention visa problems for foreign students since 2001?  At least as long as I’ve been in it, the scientific R&D realm has been one of budget cuts and not increases.

Citation, however, is the bread and butter of research scientists and that number, thankfully, remains in favor of America. 

“The more often an article is cited by other publications, the higher quality it’s believed to have. While citation is not a perfect indicator, U.S. publications are more highly cited than those from other countries.”

I still remember the day in 2001 when the funding for my second master’s project fell through – the money was taken out of Department of Energy R&D and placed in the Department of Defense budget.  “What is this administration planning now?” I asked myself, and vowed soon after never to become a science professor at the mercy of funders and their capriciousness. 

Despite funding, it all comes down to education and the lack of excitement towards it.  When college professors speak to me of the nobility of their profession and how they can never work for a corporation, I ask them what and how well they teach — often very little and not very well — and silly me is reminded that professors seek employment at universities to further their own research, not teach.  Academic or corporate researchers, we’ve established what we are, and are simply dickering about the price. 

So much for building knowledge in the future scientists and engineers of America.  Into this economic system come students, ripe and ready to learn despite the falling standards in school-level science education.  Where in this mess will American kids finally acquire the skills of critical thinking sorely needed to make us competitive again?

Day 695: A Glut In Housing-Related Articles

Poll: Coastal Residents Won’t Evacuate

About one in three people living in Southern coastal areas said they would ignore hurricane evacuation orders if a storm threatened their community, up from about one in four last year, a poll released Tuesday shows … Thirty-one percent of respondents said they would not evacuate. Another 5 percent said their decision would depend on the circumstances.

D refers to this article as spin and yellow journalism, and interprets it as follows:

64% would [evacuate], 31% would not, 5% say it depends on the situation, so if the headline was ‘Poll: Majority of coastal residents would evacuate’ it would be more accurate.  The phrase ‘Coastal residents won’t evacuate’ infers that few if any would evacuate.   So they are saying last year the poll showed 25% wouldn’t evacuate, this year 33% won’t?  Not really, the percentage is 31 out of 100, or closer to 3 out of 10 than 1 in 3.  If they say 3100 out of 10,000 the smaller number seems even less significant. ”

Or, at least say “Increasing number of coastal residents will not evacuate.”  Sheesh, some journalists.  It’s great, however, that less people want to evacuate because

New Orleans Home Sellers Struggle

In coastal Louisiana and Mississippi, a glut of higher-end homes points to soaring property insurance costs that are pricing many people out of the market. It also speaks to the legions of doctors and other professionals who have left the area and have yet to return.

And, where are these people moving?  To the Top 100, of course.  Middleton, WI, where a number of my friends live, comes in at #1.  w00t!

Day 695: I Waited Nine Years For Harry Potter To …?

MAJOR HARRY POTTER 7 SPOILERS AHEAD.  READ AHEAD AT YOUR OWN PERIL. 

*** SPOILER WARNING *** SPOILER WARNING ***

As I was saying, I waited nine years and stayed up until 1:30AM today for Potter to live … and marry Ginny?  *sigh*

Did Scholastic threaten to withhold profits if Rowling wrote a sad, yet more reasonable, ending to the Harry Potter series?  Granted, the last 100 pages of each of her books thus far have required a deep suspension of even magical logic, but if the resurrection of Harry Potter after the removal of the Voldemort-ridden portion of his soul is not a Deus ex machina, I don’t know what is.  And, wasn’t it convenient that the Potter-defeated Draco was the previous master of the Elder Wand, so suck it, Voldemort?  Too bad there won’t be a Book 8 which spends the first half explaining the end of its precursor.  While we’re at it, can I also get a WTF to the epilogue?

On the bright side, the book confirmed three of my suspicions:

- Harry was the seventh horcrux (duh!)
- Snape was a good guy all along
- Ron and Hermione live

I admit to having suffered great grief at Dobby’s and Snape’s deaths.  Dobby was simply the cleanest soul in Potter-world.  Being prepared for the half-blooded prince’s eventual passing did not prepare me for the circumstances, and that his Patronus was a doe about sent me over the edge into two-kleenex territory.  Makes me teary-eyed just thinking about his soft side, something kept alive by love and loyalty, however unrequited.  I’ve always harbored empathy and understanding for the non-chirpy, iconoclastic and thus misunderstood soul (and Alan Rickman).

Let me reiterate my disappointment in the epilogue, written to placate six-year-olds who can’t bear to watch their favorite fictional friends die.  Beyond that, it makes the heroes sound like they turned into boring adults, with traditional husband and wife roles.  Just like Bill The Cat, they should have simply ridden off into the sunset.

More after discussions with Mrs. Humid City this evening.

Day 694: My Own Private Idaho – Just Gave Blood Edition

My physician extracted several ampules of much-needed blood from your favorite anemic today, and the beloved Thai food isn’t helping like it normally does.  All I want to do is rush home to read the 450 remaining pages of HP7, which after 300 pages is really beginning to chip away at my patience (as is D who sporadically snickers and says, “I knoooow the end!”).  Yeah, well, when Voldemort finds his ultimate wand, I’ll tell him exactly where to stick it.

As the hip kids say, I’m just not feeling it today.  Whatever it is that I feel on a daily basis.  So, here you are, reflections on OPP (Other People’s Posts).

Grand Jury refuses to file charges against Dr. Anna Pou - This really restores my faith in the American jury system, and its ability to see through witchhunts by people like our uninspiring (for lack of a better term) Attorney General.  Can individual relatives of the deceased still take Dr. Pou to civil court?  Shame on them if they do.  Where were they when these hardworking medical professionals took care of others’ loved ones during the worst time of their lives?

Speaking of witchhunts, shame on Jarvis DeBerry for twisting Councilwoman Shelley Midura’s words and not going after the root of the problem, District Attorney Eddie Jordan.  Thanks for making this more about race, and less about government incompetence.

Last but not least, John has acquired one of the cutest puppies ever.  Isn’t Teddy a darling?  See, he even knows how to imitate Aunty Maitri after she’s given blood.

Day 693: Nope, No Prostitutes In New Orleans

According to the Louisiana Weekly, Vitter comes out of seclusion, claims New Orleans prostitutes don’t exist; some say otherwise

Just like ghosts and reliable government, I guess there are no hookers in this city either.  They are all in the mind

A chill in the air, low-light conditions and even magnetic fields may trigger feelings that a presence is in a room – but that is all they are; feelings.

There go our summer revenues.  

Day 692: Yet Another “Women In The Workplace” Assessment

So, what makes us different and better than our male counterparts (this time)? It’s still multitasking and, wait, what is this … emotionalism. [NYTimes article]

What intrinsic qualities do women have that give them a competitive edge over men? By an overwhelming margin, the trait they touted most was their multitasking expertise … They even turned a common dig against them, their supposed emotionalism, on its head, saying it is a manifestation of a compassionate nature that motivates employees, attracts customers and enables them to keep their priorities straight.

… A few respondents acknowledged that men seem to have innate advantages, like moving more quickly to put out workplace fires and paying more attention to the bottom line.

I love how these studies have no room for emotional and compassionate men, as well as no-nonsense, quick-as-lightning women who keep their eyes on the bottom line at all times.

In some sense, it probably explains why I constantly have five or more projects going, start crying and breathing into a paper bag three-quarters of the way to the finish, eventually put out fires, find out exactly how much everything costs, almost always do things for other people and get my work done anyway.

You know what, I realize that’s not female multi-tasking and emotionalism, it’s anyone’s work, stress and deadlines.