January 2005

Vanity Fair Editor Smashes Fox News Anchor To Tiny Pieces

January 21, 2005

3 minutes of fun Be patient as the movie loads. Then, sit back and enjoy. How about Bachrach’s pronunciation of “rather,” eh? Tweet

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What Would Krewe Du Vieux Do?

January 21, 2005

Our fabulous krewe was just featured in the Times Picayune: Just Ask, WWKdVD? Angus Lind, are you so daft that you do not get the connection between WWKddVD? and “C.R.A.P.S. Protects The Right To Arm Bears?” Let me spell it out for you: Q: What Would Krewe du Vieux Do? A: We would protect the [...]

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Fafblog: Freedom Is Like A Woman

January 20, 2005

My head hit the keyboard as I laughed reading this post in Fafblog. “Today Giblets is re-coronated Lord High Emperor Giblets of Everything. Long live me!” Tweet

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The Inauguration: Lifestyles of the Rich and Heartless

January 20, 2005

From the American Progress Action Fund: A look at this week’s festivities by the numbers: $40 million: Cost of Bush inaugural ball festivities, not counting security costs. $2,000: Amount FDR spent on the inaugural in 1945…about $20,000 in today’s dollars. $20,000: Cost of yellow roses purchased for inaugural festivities by D.C.’s Ritz Carlton. 200: Number [...]

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JibJab’s “Second Term” Movie

January 19, 2005

The Second Term from the makers of This Land Is Your Land and other fine Flash animations. Tweet

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Highlight Of The Inaugural Ball

January 19, 2005

From The Onion, America’s Finest News Source: Caged Saddam To Be Highlight Of Inaugural Ball WASHINGTON, DC — Attendees at the Independence Ball, one of nine officially sanctioned galas celebrating President George W. Bush’s second inauguration Thursday, will be treated to a viewing of a caged Saddam Hussein, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said [...]

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Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Warm Milk!

January 19, 2005

Apparently KF’s niece has “undergone extensive pirate indoctrination with the Nick Jr. TV channel. Be warned, the following website is at fairly high volume and may cause spontaneous pirate dancing to break out if viewed in the workplace.” Backyardigans Video Ok, I KNOW now that Nickelodeon is truly evil, because they had me rewinding that [...]

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Foregone Candidates

January 18, 2005

This morning I opined that all US states should hold their primaries simultaneously to avoid the ouster of certain candidates from poll rosters before the rest of the country has had a say. Not doing this is disenfranchisement of sorts, as each political party endorses a candidate early on and that person turns into the [...]

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New CDC Warning

January 18, 2005

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced “gonna re-elect him”). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of [...]

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The Most Important Thing We Learn From History

January 17, 2005

Today we celebrate the legacy of a great, just and heroic man, and start one of the longest weeks of the year – the one of the reanointment of the most extreme travesties of American contractarianism in recent time. Today, and everyday after, let us remember Martin Luther King, Jr. who told us back in [...]

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