Maitri’s VatulBlog

From Kuwait To Katrina And Beyond

New 80s Quiz!

Posted on November 25, 2003 - Filed Under culture-society-history, music | Leave a Comment

Take this quiz and send out your scores, people! You’ve got to beat my 156.

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Great Truths Come In Many Flavors

Posted on November 24, 2003 - Filed Under funny | Leave a Comment

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use a condiment.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A […]

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Cat In The Hat Movie Review

Posted on November 19, 2003 - Filed Under funny, movies/tv | Leave a Comment

I LOVE the original Cat In The Hat by Dr. Seuss, not this “Nathan Lane doing Snagglepuss” abomination that sells more Burger King and Pepsi products than the actual books. Mike Myers is better than this. It’s all about the money.
From MSH:
I will not watch it on TV,
I will not watch on DVD.
I […]

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End Of The World

Posted on November 18, 2003 - Filed Under funny | Leave a Comment

You have to watch this because it is HILARIOUS!!!
To view this, you need: Flash 6, sound, and if you’re at work, a boss that won’t mind if you wet yourself from laughing so hard. This is the greatest thing you will see in a while.
Funniest Short Ever

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Snoozefest

Posted on November 17, 2003 - Filed Under culture-society-history, government, new orleans | Leave a Comment

To a friend who produces audio theatre and wanted to hear my opinion on Louisiana’s first female governor:
Sorry to hear about NPR Playhouse being shitcanned (yes, the sophistication of vocabulary is directly proportional to brain function on a Monday morning). Is there any other way to get your works promoted/played on NPR? Bloody […]

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Onion’s What Do You Think?

Posted on November 10, 2003 - Filed Under funny, government | Leave a Comment

From Unrest In Iraq - What Do You Think?
Violence against American troops in Iraq surged last week, with attacks killing dozens. What do you think?
Geraldine Bates, Telemarketer “All I know is, if the Iraqis had invaded our country, we’d be acting a lot nicer to them than they are to us.”
Molly Chandler, Dental Hygienist “My […]

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