Day 1096: A Favre Trade
August 27, 2008 - Filed Under football, funny, wisconsin
Breaking news! “Jets decide against Brett Favre; Green Bay takes him back and trades him to Chicago. In a sudden turn of events, the Green Bay Packers have traded Brett Favre to Chicago. In return, Chicago is giving us Door County, Lake Geneva, The Dells, Minoqua and the left lane of the Interstate back.” Sorry, thought we could use some levity right about now.
Something the Saints now have in common with the Packers: they’ve made contact with Ari Fleischer. Egads. 0 comments #
Day 1076: Goodbye Again, Brett
August 7, 2008 - Filed Under football, green bay packers
We loved you unbearably even and especially when you expressed the desire to come out of retirement after that tearful goodbye earlier this year. I continue to respect that and, therefore, won’t ever again consider ceremonially burning the autographed SI cover from the Snow Bowl which we paid good money for (because D and I were there and you made us proud, dammit!).
Here’s something that those who don’t have experience being a real fan of this unique team and you will never understand. The ball that you play and the legend you have become are phenomenal, but that’s not why we loved you. We’re Packers, we know all about losing and famines. Remember that 4-12 season from just a couple of years back? We would defend and depend on you because you embodied the youthful, fun-loving, hard-working, uncomplicated and honest ideals that form the foundations of this team and Lambeau Field, these tenets unconsciously held true by the entire Packer nation.
Here on out, you’re on your own. This is not because you don’t want to play for the Packers but because you broke a lot of our hearts by acting in a manner that tore down your inherently honorable image and began to hack away at that huge rock that is the unity of the Packer family. There’s a multi-billion dollar sports league and then there’s being a Packer. Your agent and you can mess around with the NFL, the press and even management for all I care, but not with the team and not with Packer reputation. Not with the family that gave you so much. That’s where I draw the line.
It’s not about you, it’s about the team. That most prestigious trophy is named after someone a lot older than you, someone who made this team bigger than any one player. So, as you move on, just remember this: the next time you retire and then get an “itch,” buy yourself some Lotrimin and save another team and its fans a lot of trouble.
Goodbye, Brett, and good luck. Despite ourselves, we will always love you, but only in our memories will your legacy live on.
Sincerely,
Maitri
And here’s something for you Packer “fans” who were at training camp a couple of days ago booing Aaron Rodgers and telling him he sucks. Way to be supportive. Go #12!
… when you watch the Packers this season and wait for them to implode without their former starter, remember one thing: This isn’t the NBA, in which you can just add a Kevin Garnett and a Ray Allen to a lousy team and win a title. In football, you need 53 men to be focused on the same goal — instead of one man carrying a team. The Packers have that going for themselves today. And that’s reason enough for them to not regret parting ways with one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history.
Day 1075: “I Will No Longer Sleep In His Jersey…”
August 6, 2008 - Filed Under football, funny, green bay packers
In the following video, Hitler is not happy about this Brett Favre stuff dragging on forever. (Sorta safe for work - all profanity in subtitles - keep the volume down just in case, you know, your co-workers understand German.)
We at VatulBlog World HQ are exploding with laughter.
Plus two really good articles by Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports:
* Favre to blame for nasty divorce
* Favre pushed McCarthy to boiling point
Packers hire Ari Fleischer as Favre-o-rama consultant. D asks, “Who next? Karl Rove?” Read Mark Kriegel’s spot-on and hilarious take on this whole mess. “… But the last time I recall Ari Fleischer, he was telling everyone about the weapons of mass destruction.” 1 comment #
Go ahead, compete away with Aaron Rodgers, who probably wants to kick your ass six ways to NFL Sunday by now. 2 comments #
Day 1071: Take The $20 Million, Fer Da Pete’s Sake
August 2, 2008 - Filed Under football, green bay packers
… Late Thursday night, ESPNews reported that Favre was seriously considering the offer, which would call for him to make public appearances and engage in various marketing campaigns for the Packers. It is thought to be similar to deals offered to other high-profile stars such as Dan Marino of the Miami Dolphins.
If Favre takes the offer, it would end weeks of uncertainty and growing dissatisfaction among his many fans and allow him to bow out of a contentious situation gracefully. In turn, it would bail the Packers out of a public relations nightmare they helped create with poor communication with Favre during the off-season.
Day 1063: New Restaurant In Green Bay!
July 25, 2008 - Filed Under football, funny, green bay packers, photographs
The Jets can talk to Brett. Rumor has it he may be traded by early next week.
Update: Oh, what now? NFL.com: Favre expected to submit letter of reinstatement to NFL
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