1. Finally, Wisconsin is recognized for something we’re really, really good at. Thanks to Nathan at Flowing Data for posting this FloatingSheep gem.

Flowing Data | Where Bars Trump Grocery Stores: “Red dots represent locations where there are more bars than grocery stores, based on results from the Google Maps API. The Midwest takes their drinking seriously.” Actually, it’s just Wisconsin that does. Central Minnesota, Chicago and southeast Illinois lightweights need not apply.

2. USA Today Science Fair | Tectonic Plate Model Lets Users Play With 3D Planetary Puzzle

Dubbed MORVEL, for Mid-Ocean Ridge VELocity (because much of the data comes from the mid-ocean ridges) it was created by University of Wisconsin-Madison geophysicist Chuck DeMets and collaborators Richard Gordon of Rice University and Donald Argus of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

MORVEL lets allows users model the relative movements of 25 interlocking tectonic plates that account for 97 percent of the Earth’s surface. It’s being presented in the April issue of Geophysical Journal International and is based on work the scientists have been doing for the past 20 years.

A dynamic three-dimensional puzzle of planetary proportions! Chuck was on my MS thesis committee and we used older versions of MORVEL in our graduate geophysics classes. Glad to see this great research and teaching aid get the attention it deserves.

Curly Lambeau

Lambeau Field, Green Bay, Wisconsin

I’ve decided on a band name and it shall be Wisconsin Monkeys.  Less punk rock with harmonium, more cello and glass-scratching.  Sorry, primates of Madison, I don’t care how much you like them, no Metallica covers.  Incidentally, I walked by Wisconsin National Primate Research Center everyday for five years.  Had I known they were experimenting on the poor critters with music in there, I’d have donated earplugs.

The monkeys.  They are everywhere.  In my travel plans.

Salzburg Guild Sign (c) visit-salzburg.net

Salzburg Guild Sign (c) visit-salzburg.net

In our luggage.  In our go cups.  Babysitting our kidsEvicted from state houses after peeing on presidentsPackaged with little black baby dolls to instigate racial controversy.  Everywhere.  They must have good agents.

Forget Phil the poser, ok? JIMMY of Sun Prairie, WI saw his own shadow today and predicts six more weeks of winter.

So did the cute, little, lost fuzzball of a snow-white ferret* who came into Fahy’s during the Superbowl party last night. Too bad he was taken away by Ferret Rescue NOLA before making more useful predictions.  Like the lameness of the half-time commercials, don’t bother putting on your 3D glasses.  And that the fourth quarter was going to be amazing with the Cardinals this [ ] close to having it all.


Yes, I know a ferret is a mammal and not a rodent, but tell me you observe a ferret and don’t think “Squirrel.”

USAToday.com | Packers biggest brand with local folks

The [Green Bay Packers] franchise was named the strongest team brand in its local market compared with professional sports teams across the country in the 2008 Turnkey Team Brand Index, a consumer survey of thousands of diehard sports fans.

The Packers ranked first among 122 team brands in the NFL, NBA, NHL and Major League Baseball in home-market strength.

“What this is saying is the following the Packers have is more intensely loyal to supporting the Packers than any other team,” said Len Perna, president and chief executive of New Jersey-based Turnkey Sports & Entertainment. “What this basically says is that all other things being equal, a sponsor gets more value in sponsoring the Packers than any other team.”

Never an empty seat at Lambeau Field, not even after Brett Favre left, not even in the last minute of the last home game of the season even if we’re not going to the playoffs.

… Favre and winning certainly played a part in the Packers’ boost in the rankings but the survey covers so many areas that it’s difficult for one or two factors to dominate.

… The online survey measured such things as team popularity, fan loyalty and assessments of owners. It asked participants about their perceptions of teams — How entertaining it is to attend games? Is the organization’s appreciation of fans genuine? Does the team have likable players?

Why else am I still getting orders for beaded cheeseheads?

D In His Helmet And #9 McMahon Jersey G! Watching The Packers-Bears Game At The Draft House In North Vegas

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My hopelessly-cute, twin godsons in their tuxedos. Don’t miss their little Chuckies!

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