According to the latest news, “The US may need a new Secretary of State in 2005.”
Very good, reporting staff! Yes, if a second Bush term isn’t a foregone conclusion, we may very well need a new Secretary of State. And I’m sure the nation is going to shed tears over the departure of a man who hasn’t uttered an original word in over 3 years.
As Wiley suggested, all you need is blank paper and crayons to be a news reporter anymore.
Newsflash: “The new US Secretary of State may be resuscitated from the old Reagan pantheon.”