Where do Halliburton and its subsidiary, KBR, not go?
Suuuuurprise, suuuuuuurprise …
Bush is my shepherd; I shall not want. He makes me to write checks we cannot cash; he leads me to wars we cannot win.
Subsequent verses contributed by Jack:
verse 2
My soul He doth restore again,
And me to walk doth make
Within the paths of right-winged-ness,
E’en for His own and Lord Poppy’s name’s sake.
verse 3
Yea, though I walk in valley of the Shadow of Death, or even in Afghanistan or Iraq
I shall fear no evil, except for when I get the hell out of here and get ignored by the V.A..
For Thou art with me and Thy rod
And staff me discomfort me still.
verse 4
My table Thou hast furnished with lots of carbs but no school lunches
In presence of my foes, who we could give a damn less about
My head Thou dost with oil anoint, as well as your bank accounts.
And my cup over flows, for the time being, until Poppy takes the T-bird away.
verse 5
Goodness and mercy all my life
Shall surely follow me as long as I donate to the Party.
And In Bush’s house forever more
My dwelling place shall be, as long as I keep giving until it hurts.
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